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Happy motherfuckin’ Easter y’all

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So, you guys remember that guy I was dating? Him of the birthday tales? Well, we broke up. I broke up with him. Things had gotten…complicated and demanding and just, well, over.

But.

We still, like, fancy each other and shit, so I’m going over there tonight for post-break-up, casual sexytimes. I’m a tad nervous though, cos I think he has some ‘you dumped me’ rage to work out…..

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Witness the fitness.

That is all.

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feminist-submissive:

Oh fuck.

Oh FUCKING fuck! It’s James-motherfucking-Deen WITH A BEARD YO. 0.0

kats-kinx:

Reblogging because it’s relevant.

kats-kinx:

It’s the best feeling in the world.

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bikeguy13:

he can put a collar on me ANYTIME!

Holy mother of God. Too hot. Too too too hot.

This is jealous-making as all get-out. GIMME.

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raunchster:

Playin’ safe.   -> more safe ink.

Oh, I wanted them at my birthday party!

Anonymous asked: Part2. We see each other for 2-5 days every 2-4 months so I'm pretty sure space is not an issue. My personal hygiene is on point so I don't there's any trouble there. I thought it could be erectile dysfunction since he's 43 but I've noticed he doesn't have trouble getting it up. It's starting to take a toll on my self-esteem. I'm almost sure he just doesn't want me physically because he doesn't compliment or reassure me anymore. He's a great provider and very supportive but our sex life is dead.

I really think you need to assess whether you want to stay in this relationship at all. Sex isn’t everything but let’s face it, it’s pretty fucking important and I’m not surprised it’s starting to hurt your self esteem. It would hurt mine. I think you need to lay it on the line for him - “this isn’t working, and we need to fix it together” and see what he says. If he won’t open up to you, I really think you might want to consider finding someone who does want to tear your clothes off.

Anonymous asked: Part1. Thank you so much for answering!. I've tried talking to him but his answer is always that he just doesn't feel like it. I've tried pretty much everything including buying sexy lingerie. I've suggested taking showers/baths together (his answer is always no). I've tried asking him what he's into and turns him on and off and his answer is always quite vague. I've figured he just into ol' plain regular sex sessions, which are ok by me...if only there were any!.

More questions!

I’m looking at you, Animals Talking In All Caps guy

topjames:

I *have* fucked a couple of the girls I follow on tumblr :-)

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